BRUH! $79 SHIPPING IS IN THE HOUSE!

Holy snikes! We've lost our minds. (Well, lost our minds by our standards, which is pretty crazy, but still.) After our totally fly Early Access in-store sale, we felt like wiggin' out some more so you guys can get the best deals on the best fireworks.

Aight, here the deets: we're offering $79 shipping. Did you hear me... WE'RE OFFERING $79 SHIPPING ON ALL SALES OVER $999!!!!!

Oops, sorry. Our bad. But seriously guys, we don't care if you buy Chroma® 5" XL® Canister Shells, Giant Panda® 6-Inch XXL® Canister Shells, or you splurge on the infamous Panda Box™ Fireworks Sampler®, if you spend over $999 on a purchase, you're getting these hella sick bad boys shipped to you for only $79!

This deal runs for a limited time, from March 19th - March 31st, so don't hesitate and stock up for the season, like NOW! July 4th is right around the corner, so don't say that we didn't warn ya, homie.

Ok, we need to go lay down for bit. And maybe listen to some Enya or something, idk.